Monday, August 13, 2012

Grocery shopping

Brad was just a guy who disliked working. He did everything to get out of it. one day his girlfriend told him to go get groceries and he wondered what he could do to get out of it. "Hey babe I'm so stuffed I can't move" Brad said as he patted his six pack. His girlfriend sneered at him and said "Not as much as your gonna be, Now get the groceries!" As brad put on his grey striped sweater he walked out for the groceries. His girlfriend had put a curse on his sweater so every step he took he became more feminine. By the time he was at the grocery store he was a smoking hot girl. there was an adverse side effect of the curse though. The wearer would get more progressively pregnant for how long they have done nothing in terms of work. Brad had been his lazy self for a year and a half now. His belly slowly surged forth a foot from his body and as his walk turned to a waddle. When he reached the the cashier Brad, Now Brenda said "Where are your pickles my roommate and I are hankering for some...Well mostly me"

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